I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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