We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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