She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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