okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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