It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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