Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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