At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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