I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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