just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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