If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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