Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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