with your own penis?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
