last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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