It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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