Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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