I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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