yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this boner is exhausting
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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