If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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