You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
