What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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