Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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