Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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