Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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