Just mADE A PArabola og urine
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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