She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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