Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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