he wants to bone in the snuggie
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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She's the barista slut.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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