god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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