On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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