So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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