you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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