Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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