Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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