i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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