she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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