so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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