Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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