I'm pants shitting drunk right now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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