I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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