She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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