I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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