Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My penis needs a shock collar
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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