i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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