i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
