I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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