no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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