16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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