I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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