hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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