Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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