i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
