you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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