so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me