I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.