Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.